Reporter: Mr Johnson. Mr Johnson, did to ever snort cocaine?
Bo-Jo: Mind your own fucking business.
Reporter: But don't the British people deserve to know?
Bo-Jo: What bloody business is it of theirs if I did or did not. We all do things when we were younger; it would be weird if we did not. What is important is whether I can fulfill the role of Prime Minister and I'm here to tell you I can and will.
Reporter: Mr Johnson why don't you speak to us?
Bo-jo. Because you don't ask sensible questions. All you want to do is ask prurient questions regarding my habits and proclivities; headline grabbing nonsense that says more about you or your reader's inadequacies. and yes, before you ask, I did masturbate as a teenager, I lusted after women; yes, that's right, women, not men, and I drank. often to excess. In other words, I'm normal except that I am blessed with the ability to win elections. Now bugger off the lot of you.
Saturday 15 June 2019
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment